Here's a cool thing I got in the email once...THINGS TO DO IN THE EXAM IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAY:

1. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
2. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
3. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
4. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
5. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
6. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

I'm seriously considering doing one of these in the economics midterm.

Back to my "studying" (no sleep for me tonight.) And good luck to everyone battling with nasty midterms